We can hardly move on social media today for old faces. Everyone and their grandparents are on Face App (or so it seems), and they're all intent on making themselves look wildly different. So, we thought we’d jump on the bandwagon.

We will use the wonders of modern technology to provide you with - drum roll - Bearface App.

Just send us a photo and use the #BearfaceApp hashtag, and we’ll do the rest. Our creative director Rob has over fifteen years experience of photoshopping images poorly; you can expect the results to reflect that. Please bear in mind* that we are doing this manually and it will take more than 3 seconds. That's the price you pay. Or don't.

Bearface App even works on Keanu Reeves.

Just for fun, we’ll also pick three people (using the #BearfaceApp hashtag) at random and send you each a case of Bearface Lager.

We won’t ask for your email address - and we sure as hell won’t rummage through your photos and steal them, like Face App will. It’s all in the name of entertainment. And #content.

*Totally intentional pun.

T&Cs

Please follow us and use the #Bearface hashtag when you submit your request, otherwise we’ll put your request to the bottom of the pile. Sorry.

By sending us a photo, you’re permitting us to edit it and put a bear’s face on it, and to share it on our social channels. If you don’t want us to share the photo of you looking like a bear, probably best not submitting it in the first place.

Please don’t use a photo of a friend, relative, colleague or enemy, without their permission. Pets are ok, but come on, really?

All the bear images are taken from Pexels.com, a stock image site. The photographers who have uploaded them have permitted their work to be shared without credit, but for reference, here are their names:

Robert Carbone, Rasmus Svinding, Janko Ferlic, Bogdan Glisic

We accept no responsibility for any event that occurs as a result, direct or otherwise, of you sharing a photo of yourself with a bear’s face. I mean, we don’t even know what might happen, but it ain’t our fault.